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Van Damme-a-thon: Jean-Claude Van Johnson Episode 1

I used to be super famous.  Perhaps you remember my first starring role in Blood Sport;  it is on television all of the time.  Or maybe you’ve seen Time Cop. … Continue reading

August 19, 2016 · 1 Comment

May 4th Top Ten Star Wars Video Games

To celebrate Star Wars day I’ve gone down memory lane and reflected on hundreds(who am I kidding) thousands of wasted hours playing Star Wars video games. Here’s my top ten… … Continue reading

May 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Double Impact

Van Damme has said it himself, Double Impact is the best movie he ever made, and who am I to argue… Movie Boiled Down to Brass Tax: Van Damme Wars … Continue reading

January 31, 2015 · 1 Comment

The Lariat – Nightmare Scenario

In the current pro wrestling landscape there is little to be hopeful for. While TNA Impact(or whatever the hell I’m supposed to call it) has noticeably improved since the removal … Continue reading

July 3, 2012 · Leave a comment

G.I. Joe The Sequel That Could Have Been

Now I will be the firs to admit that everything I’ve seen about the upcoming G.I.Joe Retaliation movie has been awesome. This is no small feat considering that the first … Continue reading

May 10, 2012 · Leave a comment

I’d Buy That For A Dollar

What makes Robocop so great? How dare you even think to ask such a question. Robocop is one of my favorite movies of all time. It’s a classic, plain and … Continue reading

January 22, 2012 · Leave a comment
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