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Van Damme-a-thon: Jean-Claude Van Johnson Episode 1

I used to be super famous.  Perhaps you remember my first starring role in Blood Sport;  it is on television all of the time.  Or maybe you’ve seen Time Cop. … Continue reading

August 19, 2016 · 1 Comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Legionnaire

He’s one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and he knows it. He is Jean-Claude Van Damme, and this is his a-thon… Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Sudden Death

I hear all sorts of nonsense everyday, You want my advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland, because the Van Damme-a-thon must … Continue reading

February 11, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Dragon Eyes

Because of his big legs(and karate) he can do splits no problem. And not only is he an excellent dancer(see Kick Boxer for evidence), he’s also the most under-appreciated actor … Continue reading

February 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

G.I. Joe The Sequel That Could Have Been

Now I will be the firs to admit that everything I’ve seen about the upcoming G.I.Joe Retaliation movie has been awesome. This is no small feat considering that the first … Continue reading

May 10, 2012 · Leave a comment

Do Humans Remote Controlling Androids Dream of Elecric Sheep?

For whatever the reason I missed Surrogates when it came out. I can’t understand why I never watched it, seeing as it was a science fiction movie based on a … Continue reading

January 27, 2012 · Leave a comment
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