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Van Damme-a-thon: Jean-Claude Van Johnson Episode 1

I used to be super famous.  Perhaps you remember my first starring role in Blood Sport;  it is on television all of the time.  Or maybe you’ve seen Time Cop. … Continue reading

August 19, 2016 · 1 Comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: The Quest

His dreams came true in America. It’s not possible in Belgium. He grew up sadly. Skinny kid. Big, thick glasses. Everything he’s done is a miracle. Even the Quest… Movie … Continue reading

February 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Double Impact

Van Damme has said it himself, Double Impact is the best movie he ever made, and who am I to argue… Movie Boiled Down to Brass Tax: Van Damme Wars … Continue reading

January 31, 2015 · 1 Comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Lionheart

Sometimes life is…is…ugly. And stupid. And Mean. But sometimes life is beautiful. And one of those times is the movie called Lionheart. Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Street Fighter … Continue reading

January 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Timecop

Time Cop could have been a very profitable franchise, but those idiots chose instead to sell the rights to television. That could have also been the case with Bloodsport, but … Continue reading

January 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Street Fighter

He’s fast, and you want to know why? He eats vegetables. Jean-Claude Van Damme, a man known for fighting street… Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Hey, It’s Better Than … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · Leave a comment
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