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Van Damme-a-thon: Jean-Claude Van Johnson Episode 1

I used to be super famous.  Perhaps you remember my first starring role in Blood Sport;  it is on television all of the time.  Or maybe you’ve seen Time Cop. … Continue reading

August 19, 2016 · 1 Comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Pound of Flesh

Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It’s soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain. Which is a lot like a Van Damme … Continue reading

July 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: The Quest

His dreams came true in America. It’s not possible in Belgium. He grew up sadly. Skinny kid. Big, thick glasses. Everything he’s done is a miracle. Even the Quest… Movie … Continue reading

February 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Double Impact

Van Damme has said it himself, Double Impact is the best movie he ever made, and who am I to argue… Movie Boiled Down to Brass Tax: Van Damme Wars … Continue reading

January 31, 2015 · 1 Comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Enemies Closer

F@#!ing gasoline! I knew it would ruin everything. Movie Boiled Down to Brass Tax: Make 7 Up Yours That Thing You Do Van Damme Silver Tax Expansion: Van Damme plays … Continue reading

January 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: The Hard Corps

In the year 3000 people are going to speak with sound waves. Don’t think I’m crazy, the whales do it. Doplhins and Van Damme too. Movie Boiled Down to Brass … Continue reading

January 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Knock Off

I want to go out with my reputation intact. I always made a quality piece of crap. Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Crank Zero Pre-Statham Silver Tax Expansion: Alright, … Continue reading

January 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Lionheart

Sometimes life is…is…ugly. And stupid. And Mean. But sometimes life is beautiful. And one of those times is the movie called Lionheart. Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Street Fighter … Continue reading

January 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Swelter

A cookie has no soul, it’s just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there’s the potential for life. But you can have no cookie … Continue reading

January 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Timecop

Time Cop could have been a very profitable franchise, but those idiots chose instead to sell the rights to television. That could have also been the case with Bloodsport, but … Continue reading

January 22, 2015 · Leave a comment
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