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Monthly Archives: January, 2015

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Double Impact

Van Damme has said it himself, Double Impact is the best movie he ever made, and who am I to argue… Movie Boiled Down to Brass Tax: Van Damme Wars … Continue reading

January 31, 2015 · 1 Comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Enemies Closer

F@#!ing gasoline! I knew it would ruin everything. Movie Boiled Down to Brass Tax: Make 7 Up Yours That Thing You Do Van Damme Silver Tax Expansion: Van Damme plays … Continue reading

January 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: The Hard Corps

In the year 3000 people are going to speak with sound waves. Don’t think I’m crazy, the whales do it. Doplhins and Van Damme too. Movie Boiled Down to Brass … Continue reading

January 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Knock Off

I want to go out with my reputation intact. I always made a quality piece of crap. Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Crank Zero Pre-Statham Silver Tax Expansion: Alright, … Continue reading

January 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

Battle Royal Rumble Mega Match Meltdown 2015 BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice, and yet the WWE has somehow disproved that statement as at two consecutive Royal Rumbles they have erred greatly in … Continue reading

January 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

Wrestlemania 31 Card Prediction Pre-Royal Rumble

Wrestlemania 31 Card prediction time stamped 1/25/15 at 2:33PM EST the day of the Royal Rumble before the actual show. Rock VS Brock This match has been teased going back … Continue reading

January 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Lionheart

Sometimes life is…is…ugly. And stupid. And Mean. But sometimes life is beautiful. And one of those times is the movie called Lionheart. Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Street Fighter … Continue reading

January 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Neeson Season: A Walk Among the Tombstones

“I got fed up with plots that are driven by someone constantly getting information on a computer.” And that’s why Liam Neeson played technology phobic Matthew Scudder in A Walk … Continue reading

January 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Battle Royal Rumble Mega Match Meltdown 1997 BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a dark time for the Sports Entertainment empire. Wrestling was entering a hot period(what would grow into the hottest period ever for pro wrestling)largely due to the WWF’s … Continue reading

January 24, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Swelter

A cookie has no soul, it’s just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there’s the potential for life. But you can have no cookie … Continue reading

January 24, 2015 · Leave a comment
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