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Monthly Archives: February, 2013

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Second In Command

Don’t ever operate a jackhammer during an earthquake, or else you’ll be working for nothing. Kind of like writing about a Van Damme-a-thon… Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Tom … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Street Fighter

He’s fast, and you want to know why? He eats vegetables. Jean-Claude Van Damme, a man known for fighting street… Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Hey, It’s Better Than … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Derailed

Shingo and I were close friends. Brothers. And you and Mrs. Tanaka have treated me like a son. What will happen now? The Van Damme-a-thon will proceed according to plan… … Continue reading

February 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: the Order

Well I’m not going home. I’m gonna get on my boat, and I’m going up river, and I’m going kick that son of bitch Bison’s ass so hard that the … Continue reading

February 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Nowhere To Run

He is known as the muscles from Brussels, which is clearly better than being known as the Idiot from Brussels. Jean-Claude Van Damme, they have a statue of him there … Continue reading

February 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Wake of Death

The self-proclaimed Fred Astaire of karate, Jean-Cluade Van Damme, is an unstoppable juggernaut in the modern day action b movie. Celebrate his greatness as we role on with the Van … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Legionnaire

He’s one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and he knows it. He is Jean-Claude Van Damme, and this is his a-thon… Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Replicant

Now take your pig-stick and your boyfriend and find a bus to catch because this Van Damme-a-thon is not about to come to an end… Movie Boiled Down To Brass … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Sudden Death

I hear all sorts of nonsense everyday, You want my advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland, because the Van Damme-a-thon must … Continue reading

February 11, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Dragon Eyes

Because of his big legs(and karate) he can do splits no problem. And not only is he an excellent dancer(see Kick Boxer for evidence), he’s also the most under-appreciated actor … Continue reading

February 10, 2013 · Leave a comment
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