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NXT Take Over Rival Delivers

It’s hard to believe that the same company that holds me hostage for three hours ever Monday night also provides me with this NXT show. With solid wrestling, serious story-lines … Continue reading

February 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Bullet Club Reigns Supreme At New Japan Pro Wrestling’s New Beginning

New Japan Pro Wrestling held their the New Beginning event in Osaka last night(early this morning US time) February 11th, 2015. The event featured several matches(games according to the google … Continue reading

February 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

Wrestlemania Play Symbol Made Murkier By Raw Is Snore

After the debacle that was the Royal Rumble, WWE had to cancel their live Raw due to the north east snow storm and provided the world with a study show … Continue reading

February 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: The Quest

His dreams came true in America. It’s not possible in Belgium. He grew up sadly. Skinny kid. Big, thick glasses. Everything he’s done is a miracle. Even the Quest… Movie … Continue reading

February 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Double Impact

Van Damme has said it himself, Double Impact is the best movie he ever made, and who am I to argue… Movie Boiled Down to Brass Tax: Van Damme Wars … Continue reading

January 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Enemies Closer

F@#!ing gasoline! I knew it would ruin everything. Movie Boiled Down to Brass Tax: Make 7 Up Yours That Thing You Do Van Damme Silver Tax Expansion: Van Damme plays … Continue reading

January 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: The Hard Corps

In the year 3000 people are going to speak with sound waves. Don’t think I’m crazy, the whales do it. Doplhins and Van Damme too. Movie Boiled Down to Brass … Continue reading

January 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2015: Knock Off

I want to go out with my reputation intact. I always made a quality piece of crap. Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Crank Zero Pre-Statham Silver Tax Expansion: Alright, … Continue reading

January 27, 2015 · Leave a comment

Battle Royal Rumble Mega Match Meltdown 2015 BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice, and yet the WWE has somehow disproved that statement as at two consecutive Royal Rumbles they have erred greatly in … Continue reading

January 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

Wrestlemania 31 Card Prediction Pre-Royal Rumble

Wrestlemania 31 Card prediction time stamped 1/25/15 at 2:33PM EST the day of the Royal Rumble before the actual show. Rock VS Brock This match has been teased going back … Continue reading

January 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

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