The Clint Achilles Chronicles

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Mark X Takes The Phoenix Splash

Video Performance Phoenix Splash The reports of My Death Were Greatly Exaggerated It’s Not A Story I’d Believe But I guess Most People Don’t Know Me As Well AS They … Continue reading

January 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Mark X Will See You At The Four Seasons

Video Performance I’ll See You At The Four Seasons A Man With No Hope Is A Man With NO Fear But I Know No Fear Because I Want Some more … Continue reading

December 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Wrestlemania 20 Retrospective: Where It All Begins Again

When I decided to watch Wrestlemania 20 to start out my month long hype/pre-game ritual to Wrestlemania 29 it was because I fondly remember it as my favorite Wrestlemania ever. … Continue reading

March 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

Mark X returns with Agent Like Whine

It’s been almost four years since there has been a new Mark X record. When once it was seemingly conceivable that at any point you were no more than three … Continue reading

March 7, 2013 · Leave a comment

Wrestlemania 20 Retrospective: John Cena Was Once Universially Beloved

It’s that time of year again, as so many prone to hyperbole will expound at any opportunity, we are on the road to Wrestlemania. For the first time ever I … Continue reading

March 7, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Second In Command

Don’t ever operate a jackhammer during an earthquake, or else you’ll be working for nothing. Kind of like writing about a Van Damme-a-thon… Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Tom … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Street Fighter

He’s fast, and you want to know why? He eats vegetables. Jean-Claude Van Damme, a man known for fighting street… Movie Boiled Down To Brass Tax: Hey, It’s Better Than … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Derailed

Shingo and I were close friends. Brothers. And you and Mrs. Tanaka have treated me like a son. What will happen now? The Van Damme-a-thon will proceed according to plan… … Continue reading

February 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: the Order

Well I’m not going home. I’m gonna get on my boat, and I’m going up river, and I’m going kick that son of bitch Bison’s ass so hard that the … Continue reading

February 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Van Damme-a-thon 2013: Nowhere To Run

He is known as the muscles from Brussels, which is clearly better than being known as the Idiot from Brussels. Jean-Claude Van Damme, they have a statue of him there … Continue reading

February 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

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